Senin, 31 Agustus 2009


Minggu, 30 Agustus 2009

baru sadar gua hahaha-,-

heeeeeeeey ketemu lg deh(ha?) hehehehehe trs kan gua liat2 blog ya pas gua liat taugak gua salah ketik masa HAHAHAHA tadinya mau nulis enjoy malah enjot WAKAKAKA-_-" liat nih:







HAHAHAHAHAAH ngakak gua liatnya 'enjot' enjot enjotan emangnya(?) HAHAHAHA udh ah sakit perut gua ketawa mulu wakakakak

Sabtu, 29 Agustus 2009


Rabu, 26 Agustus 2009

chat di omegle(lagi)ketemu anak ajaran gua HAHAHA

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: teweee
Stranger: Hi how are you
Stranger: lol
You: teweee
You: teweee
You: main nyok
Stranger: teeweeeeee
You: hehe
You: towooo
You: wewe gombel
You: welwelwelwelelele
Stranger: alksdfihasldgublsfigu
Stranger: I can speak that too!
You: ok
You: i'm sorry man
Stranger: its all good
You: just kidding
You: so goooooood tetetetttt so gooooood
Stranger: indeed!
You: hahaha
Stranger: what time is it?
You: summer time it's time to vacatoin
You: *vacation
Stranger: haha, you're definitely from the americas no?
Stranger: *deathly silence...*
Stranger: either that means I'm right or it means I'm wrong...
You: songong loe
Stranger: so long gone?
You: hahahaha tuluuuul
You: bahlul enete
You: *ente
Stranger: i need a translator here asap...
You: asap rokok membuat sesak nafas man
You: gangguan kehamilan dan impotensi
You: jangan dekat2 ya hehehe
Stranger: malay!
You: nanti ga dibeliin mainan
You: gua rajin sih
You: lu tuh malay belajar
Stranger: no?
You: gua dong smaaaaart
You: emg lu stupid
Stranger: pandai
Stranger: lol
You: lah lu orang indonesia men?
You: ngaku lu
You: pandai aja tau
Stranger: tak
Stranger: saya orang kiwi
You: gendong kemana mana
You: kiwi?BUAH APE?
Stranger: apa??
Stranger: tak!
You: saya jeleeeek????
You: gendong kemana mana teng tong
Stranger: jahat!
You: enak toh mantep toh
Stranger: :p
You: aku baik
You: aku solehah
You: aku sehat
You: aku bugar
You: emg kamu
You: huuu
Stranger: saya cacap sekit bahasa malay/indonesia
You: pasti km ga solehah ga seht ga bugar huu
You: maligshit lu udh ngerebut budaya indonesia hu
You: pendet,ketoprak,rendang semuanya ambil tulul luh
You: heh diem aja lg lo!!!!!!
You: ngomong dong ngomong!elah e e eny i umbrella elah elah e e e e ee eeee
Stranger: I don't really understand bahasa indonesia, I only know a tiny bit!
You: oh gitu okedeh gua add fb lu yak
Stranger: but thats rhianna!
You: ganyambung getoooh
Stranger: face book lol
Stranger: thats universal!
You: yes are you to rooooock?
Stranger: sure!
You: facebook kamu apa?
You: okkkkkk nyok kita nonton ondel2 nyooooook
Stranger: hmm, you're a girl right
You: asoy dah
You: yeah
Stranger: bingo
You: tp gua tomboy hehe
Stranger: sounds good :D
You: lu tewe apa towo?
You: asikdah
Stranger: i guess you asked if I'm a guy, and yes I am
You: okedeh
You: bagus deh
You: lu towo?
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: lu=you
You: towo=man
You: male i'm mean
Stranger: haha, ok yes
You: okkk
Stranger: right
You: gua is me
Stranger: gua = female?
You: no no no
You: gua is me
Stranger: woops
You: tewe=female
Stranger: oh, gua = me, lu=you
Stranger: this is fun!
You: yah gua jd ngajarin elu jdnya
You: yak right
You: pandai kau
You: hahaha
Stranger: so wherebouts in Indonesia are you from?
Stranger: Java?
You: asik= fun
You: no papua
Stranger: PNG?
You: nooo
You: ambon
You: haha
Stranger: or papua part of indonesia
You: i'm item
Stranger: sorry!
You: ok no problemo
Stranger: ini asik
Stranger: yes? haha probly not
You: hahaaha hebat=great lu
You: hahaha
You: asik lu bisa=can bahasa=league gua
You: hellooo?
Stranger: yes!
You: hahah pandai
Stranger: my talk is funny
You: hahaha iya ajadah biar seneng
You: iya=yes
Stranger: are you fasting?
You: iyak
You: kok tau?
You: mean:how do you know?
Stranger: just guessed
Stranger: Indonesia has the largest muslim population right
You: haha HEBAT LOOO
You: yak bener=right
Stranger: so ok yes I just stereotyped you...
Stranger: but all good!
You: hahaha
Stranger: I'm not muslim, but guess what I was (trying) to fast from?
You: emak=mother,lu
Stranger: emak!! tak lah!
Stranger: :p
You: dari=from,siapa=who?
You: not tak but engga=no
Stranger: I was trying to fast from using the internet, rather than from a person
Stranger: engga..ok. is that because tak is malay?
You: ok
You: bener
You: jangan=dont,ikutin=follow,malay!
Stranger: is it offensive? or just because its different?
Stranger: the reason I know malay is because I have a malay friend
You: malay udah=is,ngerebut=seize,indoesian culture
You: indonesian
Stranger: so the malays copied you?
You: understand?
You: yaaaaaaaak bener
You: pandai lu
Stranger: :D
Stranger: *blush*
You: on
You: blush on:-DDDD
Stranger: apa cakap itu orang..
You: jangan ikutin malay!
Stranger: cant help it!
You: pake=use,bahasa=league,dari=from,gua
You: sorry it's ok
Stranger: so exactly what was malay?
You: hahaha
Stranger: nah, I know what its like, eg vacation is SOO american
You: hahhahaah
You: apakata lu dah
You: apakata=what ever you say
You: i'm kidding HAHAHAHHAHA
Stranger: jahat! :p
You: engga
You: aku baik
Stranger: whoops
You: aku=i
You: baik=nice
You: haha ok
Stranger: lol
You: eh gua pergi dulu yak mau nonton pilem
You: eh=eh
You: pergi=go
Stranger: youre going
Stranger: where
You: dulu=must
You: nonton=watching cinema
You: *nonton pilem=watching cinema
You: plaza senayan
You: plaza senayan is a mall in ambon
Stranger: they force you to watch movies in papua?
Stranger: :p
You: engga
You: itu=that
You: kemauan=my will
You: gua
You: udah yak byeee
Stranger: I was just kidding, because you said dulu
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/chris.bean1
Stranger: you can add me ok
Stranger: :p
Stranger: cya
You: ok
You: byeee
Stranger: bye! thanks for the lessons!
You: makasih=thanks
You: anak pandai
You: haha
You: byeee
You have disconnected.

Sabtu, 22 Agustus 2009

ngeselin bgt sih looooo-__-

ih heran deh kok lo ngeselin bgt sih najis deh lo manusia apa bukan sih?masalah kecil aja pake di gede2in mau cari muka ha?pake marah gajelas gitu hp gue dibanting ihhh apa bangetdeh loooooo njis maunya apa tau lagian bsk pagi gue cari elah takutan amat kaya barang gue ga pernah ilang aja gara2 lo dihh kalo gue jd lo sih malu yaaaaa ha ha tau ah males gue sm lo

Minggu, 16 Agustus 2009

stop hoping

oke gue akan berheti buat berharap penuh,gue gamau ganggu lo lagi gue kepengen bgt kok lo bahagia hm ngelupain lo emang sesuatu yang berat bgt dan sulit tapi gue emg harus ngelupain lo................. bahagia deh lo sm dia gue tau dia emg lebih2 perfect lebih baik mungkin lebih bisa ngertiin lo hehehe:-) ok i just wanna say good bye ******** ***** ************!

Rabu, 12 Agustus 2009

HAHAHA

masa kan td si danty main di rmh gue trs ya kan lg tengkurep gt kan nah kakinya die ga bisa diem gt decccc akhirnyaaaaaaa BREEEEEEEEET robek dah roknya hahahahahah tambah gede aja noh robekannya wkwk seksi betdeh gadeeeeng wahahah trs ya kan ada alat pijet gitu trs iseng bener dah masa si danty bilang gini 'PEDES GA BU?" lah?pedes ngapa? kan bingung yak trs dia blg "RUJAK ETDEH" lalalalah hahahaahah goblok betdeh ah-_- nih fotonya pas lg ngulek:






HAHAHAHAH bego bot yak--' udah ah cuma mau cerita itu doang byeeeeee-,,,,-

Selasa, 11 Agustus 2009

Apa saja yang membuatmu bahagia
Telah ku lakukan untukmu
Demi mengharapkan cintamu
Kini ku bagai menanti
Datangnya pelangi
Di malam hari yang sepi
Ku sadari yang telah ku lakukan
Membuat hatimu terpenjara
Dan tak kuasa ku membukanya
Walau seluruh dayaku ingin bersamamu
Kunci hatimu patah tak terganti

Reff :
Cinta tak harus memiliki
Tak harus menyakiti
Cintaku tak harus mati
Oh cinta
Tak harus bersama
Tak harus menyentuhmu
Membiarkan dirimu dalam bahagia
Walau tak disampingku
Itu ketulusan cintaku

Senin, 10 Agustus 2009

THANKS A LOT OKAY!

hm makasih ya selama ini lo udh bikin gue seneng makasih juga udh nemenin gue selama ini maaf ya kalo gue punya salah sm lo,bikin lo marah sm gue,bikin lo kesel sm gue maaf ya.yaudah lah terserah lo gue ga bisa maksain walaupun gue msh....................... ya gitudeh pasti lo tau dan makasih lo udh jujur sm gue ttg sms itu seneng kok gue lo jujur gitu sm gue hehe:) thanks a lot bgt ya!:')

Jumat, 07 Agustus 2009

chat di omegle HAHAHA(percaya aja gua tinggal di uranus-_-)

nih ya jd td gua chat sm bule goblok bot sumpah caya aja gua tinggal di uranus-_- HAHAHA baca deh chatnya


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: from?
Stranger: earth
You: i'm from uranus
Stranger: welcome
You: thanks
You: i'm alien
Stranger: have beauty in ur uranus?
You: all is ugly
You: slut
Stranger: poor guy
Stranger: so beauty in earth
You: dog puop
You: *poop
You: i don't care
Stranger: God bless ur uranus male
Stranger: wihtout beauty,how u hx?
Stranger: diy?
You: hw?purpose?
Stranger: tell ur storyof uranus
You: uranus is a planet torpid
You: you are torpid
Stranger: what u eat there?
Stranger: air?
You: stone
You: poop
You: anything
Stranger: so many fool man there?
Stranger: u r the smartest ,so came to earth?
You: no is all a genius
You: yeah insyaallah
Stranger: by air-ship?
You: no by glass
Stranger: woow
Stranger: only u/?
You: no its all in uranus
You: rame rame men
You: hahaha
Stranger: so u left ungly female in there?
You: no i'm most beautiful there
Stranger: which country permit ur uranus?
You: uranusus
Stranger: ungly girl is forbided by earth
Stranger: so u still in uranus
You: oh yeah?i don't beliece that
You: *believe
Stranger: there r law in earth
Stranger: what about ur uranus?
You: yeah
Stranger: who make ur law?
You: very tught
You: *tight
Stranger: as tight as a virgin?
You: i'm
You: more than virgin
Stranger: woow
You: hebat kan
Stranger: u r a a virgin maker?
You: poop
You: poop yuou
You: *you
Stranger: u know poop?
Stranger: u r a spy to our earth?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


TOLOL BANGET DEH YA BULE HAHAHAHAHHAA eh iya kurang ajar masa gue dikatain poor-,,- bangsate elah haha.udah yak byeeee

Kamis, 06 Agustus 2009

apabanget deh lo-_-

eh sumpah ya kesel bgt gue sm lo apa apaan lo nyalamin salam ke P**** ih gatau diri banget sih padahal adek kelas najis lo pake bilang si P**** ganteng lg ihhhhhh apabanget deh lo anjing dendam bgt gue sm lo awas aja ntar ketemu gue pites lo ihhhhhhh geregetan gueeeeeee anjing belagu lo belagu aaaaaaaaaaaa babiiiii kesel gue,tau kesel ga sih lo njing?!bete ah najis maunya apatau tuh ADEK KELAS ih ampun deh CENTIL banget sih loooooo grrrrr-__-

Minggu, 02 Agustus 2009

i'm just patient :'(

last thursday you're very different,you not reply my message until this day.why you not honest to me?i know you not in the mood reply my message hmmm i'm just patient waiting for you in the mood again and i apologize for your bothering you this morning:(